MY DOG ATE MY HOME WORK!!!

well another one of my kids poems the funny ones...... and yea my boyfriend has two kids and we have three dogs and my big dog and little dog their still like puppys

MY DOG ATE MY HOME WORK!!!

Teacher, teacher

Wheres my home work?

I can tell you,

“But,” You wont believe me,

I left it on the floor,

And my rotten dog ate it,

MY dog ate my home work,

He chews anything that's on the floor.

Teacher , Teacher,

I'm telling the truth,

Teacher, teacher,

You got to believe me,

NO , No

Not a detention please,

Come on my dog did eat my home work it is so true.

THE END,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

well another one of my kids poems the funny ones...... and yea my boyfriend has two kids and we have three dogs and my big dog and little dog their still like puppys kind of and they like to chew chew chew and eat anything they grab the kids toys if their on the floor ...... so we can kind of relate to my poem ,....

Reviews

[Who Cares]

Amusing, nice work

[MandaBear]

Cool Poem:))

[Amila Jay]

This was fun!! Cool Poem:))

lol another funny one indeed

[Trusting]

These short poems are so cute!!!

[Secret Valentine]

This is so good. I love your short poems.

[Marie]

Dong are like that, though I don't think they really eat homework.

[The Animal Guy]

Wow! I've never had a dog eat my homework before, but if by chance the dog did I'd have to make sure that I some sort of evidence of this happening.

Maybe a camera or something conveniently left on so that I could take it to school and show it to the teacher.

[Raven Starhawk]

Actually once the dog pissed on my homework and I turned it in away. The teacher asked me why was the ink runny and smudged and I just shrugged my shoulders like I didn't have a glue. XD But then he smelled it and...>.>

[SlightlyOdd]

Imagine the next day you brought in half of the paper and gave it to your teacher