MY DOG ATE MY HOME WORK!!!

MY DOG ATE MY HOME WORK!!!

A Poem by jennifer little
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well another one of my kids poems the funny ones...... and yea my boyfriend has two kids and we have three dogs and my big dog and little dog their still like puppys

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MY DOG ATE MY HOME WORK!!!





Teacher, teacher

Wheres my home work?

I can tell you,

“But,” You wont believe me,

I left it on the floor,

And my rotten dog ate it,

MY dog ate my home work,

He chews anything that's on the floor.

Teacher , Teacher,

I'm telling the truth,

Teacher, teacher,

You got to believe me,

NO , No

Not a detention please,

Come on my dog did eat my home work it is so true.




THE END,



BY:Jennifer Little

© 2012 jennifer little


Author's Note

jennifer little
well another one of my kids poems the funny ones...... and yea my boyfriend has two kids and we have three dogs and my big dog and little dog their still like puppys kind of and they like to chew chew chew and eat anything they grab the kids toys if their on the floor ...... so we can kind of relate to my poem ,....

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Few teachers will believe your tale in this poem. I bet many had tried to use. A fun poem to read. Thank you.
Coyote

Posted 12 Years Ago


One time my dog peed all over my homework, so it was as good as eaten. Another nice little poem

Posted 12 Years Ago


Yup, dogs do that.

Posted 12 Years Ago


It's too bad most teachers don't buy this story...fun light-hearted poem....

Posted 12 Years Ago


Dog eating homwork..classic excuse..I used it, although I had no dogs hehe

Posted 12 Years Ago


nobody would believe it if you told them your dog ate your homework. i, unfortunately had to tell my teacher that my pig ate my homework, and my goat once, too. they never believed it, even if i got a note from home. i was so mad at them!!!!!

Posted 12 Years Ago


Nice :) I like it. it's funny :)

Posted 12 Years Ago


Nicely done!

Posted 12 Years Ago


This really happened here at my house and it was hard to get the teacher to believe it.. lol.. Well done..x

Posted 12 Years Ago


This is a funny story that all of us have probably heard or used. If the kid left the homework on the floor then it's still his fault. It's a cute poem, although the very uneven line length causes a little lack of smoothness.
Overall, I like it.

Posted 12 Years Ago



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Added on March 27, 2012
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jennifer little
jennifer little

jackson, MI



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hi im jen i am a single mother of one daughter . i struggle from ptsd depression and anxiety . from being in abusive realationships . i enjoy the outdoors , nature swimming fishing camping boat.. more..

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