What i will cook my teacher for lunch number two ....

well just another kids hummor funny poem ... i hope you like it ....

What I would cook my teacher !

1. Rattlesnake stew,

2. Seaweed and scorpions,

3. glue instead of milk.

4. A shoe berry pie,

5. centipede salad,

6. worms in a cup,

7. hope the old teacher doesn't die!

actual poem!

What I will cook my teacher for lunch  number two !!

If I cooked here a hot lunch for something to eat,

I would start off with Rattlesnake stew,

Then I'd serve her a seaweed, and scorpion salad,

And a tall glass of glue instead of milk,

Next a shoe berry pie,

For desert I'd feed her worms in a cup,

I would then give her a centipede salad,

When my teacher finds out what she's eaten,

Oh no!

I hope she doesn't die on us !

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

i like this one i think it's kind of funny .... it will defently make the kids laugh for the hummor kids poems i love this idea and no i dont have anything against teachers just the really rude and snotty ones that think they are better than you i have had good teachers in my life and i have had bad teachers but still you gotta addmitt this is funny '



let me know what you think

Reviews

[Seanne Tholltree]

lol...what a humour in a poem

[Yari Garcia (Older Prof..]

LoL This one is even better ^_^

[Bruce Grimes]

LOL remind me not to eat your house. It had a few teachers that I could have served a lunch like this to. this is funny

Martex

[Marie]

Shoe berry pie--now that is funny.

[MandaBear]

well i am glad i dont have to eat it lol very good