What i will cook my teacher for lunch number two ....

well just another kids hummor funny poem ... i hope you like it ....

What I would cook my teacher !

1. Rattlesnake stew,

2. Seaweed and scorpions,

3. glue instead of milk.

4. A shoe berry pie,

5. centipede salad,

6. worms in a cup,

7. hope the old teacher doesn't die!

actual poem!

What I will cook my teacher for lunch  number two !!

If I cooked here a hot lunch for something to eat,

I would start off with Rattlesnake stew,

Then I'd serve her a seaweed, and scorpion salad,

And a tall glass of glue instead of milk,

Next a shoe berry pie,

For desert I'd feed her worms in a cup,

I would then give her a centipede salad,

When my teacher finds out what she's eaten,

Oh no!

I hope she doesn't die on us !

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

i like this one i think it's kind of funny .... it will defently make the kids laugh for the hummor kids poems i love this idea and no i dont have anything against teachers just the really rude and snotty ones that think they are better than you i have had good teachers in my life and i have had bad teachers but still you gotta addmitt this is funny '



let me know what you think

Reviews

[Starcaller]

lol, very funny XD

[SlightlyOdd]

Good follow up it's really funny i should do that to my teacher or at least sometimes i wish i could

[fireblossom]

A fitting sequel to your first poem.

Good job.

[T. Michele Smock]

very nice jens

[?]

yes this one is a lil funnier

[olla]

fanciful.. I smile..

[Barnie :)]

I don't get the point of the rattlesnake stew? But that was really funnnyyy :)

[Cascara (aka Sprint Goe..]

lol...

this put a light smile on my face :)

[SuicidePact.]

hahahha so funny

[AK]

Rattlesnake stew? Ooh! Really nice poem!