What i will cook my teacher for lunch number two ....

well just another kids hummor funny poem ... i hope you like it ....

What I would cook my teacher !

1. Rattlesnake stew,

2. Seaweed and scorpions,

3. glue instead of milk.

4. A shoe berry pie,

5. centipede salad,

6. worms in a cup,

7. hope the old teacher doesn't die!

actual poem!

What I will cook my teacher for lunch  number two !!

If I cooked here a hot lunch for something to eat,

I would start off with Rattlesnake stew,

Then I'd serve her a seaweed, and scorpion salad,

And a tall glass of glue instead of milk,

Next a shoe berry pie,

For desert I'd feed her worms in a cup,

I would then give her a centipede salad,

When my teacher finds out what she's eaten,

Oh no!

I hope she doesn't die on us !

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

i like this one i think it's kind of funny .... it will defently make the kids laugh for the hummor kids poems i love this idea and no i dont have anything against teachers just the really rude and snotty ones that think they are better than you i have had good teachers in my life and i have had bad teachers but still you gotta addmitt this is funny '



let me know what you think

Reviews

[Amila Jay]

Omg the teacher just puked ... I think she is having a stomach ache ;) LMFAO .. Love part 2 as well!! Great poem:))

[LadyNaida]

Funny!

[Kenneth The Poet]

Glue instead of milk...now that is classic.

[Morrigan Nicole]

as before, so today.

[Emerald Seas]

Keep that sense of humor. It will serve you well throughout life. (Was that too much of a teacher talking for you?) You made me chuckle... again.

[Who Cares]

This was funny, great job thanks for sharing it with me

[misscb]

So funny... Great job making me laugh... Well done!!!

[BS Johnson]

What a sense of humor you have! How fun!

[stars are far]

this was nice :D

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

Love the humor!