What i will cook my teacher for lunch number two ....

What i will cook my teacher for lunch number two ....

A Poem by jennifer little
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well just another kids hummor funny poem ... i hope you like it ....

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What I would cook my teacher !



  1. Rattlesnake stew,

  2. Seaweed and scorpions,

  3. glue instead of milk.

  4. A shoe berry pie,

  5. centipede salad,

  6. worms in a cup,

  7. hope the old teacher doesn't die!




actual poem!




What I will cook my teacher for lunch  number two !!




If I cooked here a hot lunch for something to eat,

I would start off with Rattlesnake stew,

Then I'd serve her a seaweed, and scorpion salad,

And a tall glass of glue instead of milk,

Next a shoe berry pie,

For desert I'd feed her worms in a cup,

I would then give her a centipede salad,

When my teacher finds out what she's eaten,

Oh no!

I hope she doesn't die on us !




The End,



BY:Jennifer Little







© 2012 jennifer little


Author's Note

jennifer little
i like this one i think it's kind of funny .... it will defently make the kids laugh for the hummor kids poems i love this idea and no i dont have anything against teachers just the really rude and snotty ones that think they are better than you i have had good teachers in my life and i have had bad teachers but still you gotta addmitt this is funny '



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This was quite fun to read! Funny and awesome throughout the whole piece :D

Posted 12 Years Ago


A interesting poem. Poor teacher isn't get any love in this poem. Thank you for the fun poem to read.
Coyote

Posted 12 Years Ago


Funny....loved the comedy...

Posted 12 Years Ago


Wow. HOPE SHE DOESN'T DIE! That'd be terrible! :P Keep going....

Posted 12 Years Ago


I understand the feeling of this poem..and its amazing, nice imagination and I really hope your teacher to survive somehow :)

Posted 12 Years Ago


I love it ^^ Its really funny, I'll be reading this from now on whenever I'm feeling down, I really love kids poems :3

Posted 12 Years Ago


Great :)

Posted 12 Years Ago


Funny as well....
made a grown up laught too :D

Posted 12 Years Ago


Haha, love part 2. They are both wonderful and funny.

Posted 12 Years Ago


Very funny indeed. I can hear the kids snickering in the back of the class already.

Posted 12 Years Ago



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jennifer little
jennifer little

jackson, MI



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hi im jen i am a single mother of one daughter . i struggle from ptsd depression and anxiety . from being in abusive realationships . i enjoy the outdoors , nature swimming fishing camping boat.. more..

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