What i will cook my teacher for lunch>>>>>>>

well another hummor kids poem ..... hope you like it and enjoy it .....

What I could cook my teacher!

List of things,

1. slug,stew

2. worm soup,

3. cockroach salad,

4. rattlesnake cookies,

5. Rat's pee instead of apple juice,

6. seaweed, and ants for a snack,

7. Hope the old teacher doesn't die.!!

The poem !

What I will cook my teacher for lunch,

If I cook my teacher a hot lunch,

I would start off with a slug stew,

Then I'd serve her worm soup as well,

then I'd serve her a cockroach salad,

And and a tall glass of rat's pee instead of apple juice,

Now for a snack I'd feed seaweed, and red Ants,

Oh Don't forget the most important thing of all,

The desert,

For desert I would feed her rattle snake cookies,

I hope the old teacher doesn't die .

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

just another kids hummor and funny poems for kids to like and read .... well hope you like this poem let me know what you think

Reviews

[Amila Jay]

Ha ha ... this is reminded me of a nursery song called 'there was an old lady'.
Poor old teacher ..LOL .. I like your sense of humor! Great poem:))

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

sounds like my kind of lunch.

[Kenneth The Poet]

A rather disturbing write I think. Had me chuckling though.

[Morrigan Nicole]

humorous, and a litle on the nasty side.

[Emerald Seas]

I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humor. As a former teacher, I do hope if you were my student I would not be served such fare. A cute read... scary, but cute!

[Sahar moonlight]

OH where do you get these ideas from??
I was just like uurrrrrrggghhhh.
Really dangerous imagination!
Poor your teacher :P

[Raven Starhawk]

o.O I would be scared to have you as a student. XD But I loved this.

[BS Johnson]

Oh My!!!! Sure glad I'm not your teacher!!! It was enjoyable though....good laugh!

[Starcaller]

rats pee!! gross but very hilarious. Nice work XD

[SlightlyOdd]

this is awasome