Funny Kids Poems!!!

well there's three funny kids poems i wrote .. their supose to be fun and funny ones .... hope you like them

my funny kids poems !!

　

　

　

Clumsy Young Boy named Jordan,

There once was a fellow named Jordan,

Whose dad never taught him how to go swimming,

He decided to fall of a dock one day,

And He sunk like a rock,

Oh no,

Now thats the end of poor old Jordan.

The end,

　

By: Jennifer Little

　

　

　

　

　

A visit to the dentist,

There once was a girl named Sill,

Who was afraid of the sight of a drill,

She would always brush everyday,

So her dentist would say,

“You’r teeth look perfect, “

So no need for a bill.

At least I didn’t have to drill,

Sill had the most perfect teeth that he has ever saw.

　

The end,

BY:Jennifer Little

　

　

There was an old women from Peru,

　

There was an old women from Peru,

da Dum da da Dum da da Dum,

Who dreamed she was eating her shoe,

da Dum Dum da da Dum,

She had woke in the night,

da da Dum da da Dum

and And fount out it was quite true,

da Dum da da Dum da da Dum

The end,

　

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

well these are my three kids poems ..... I hope you like my poems ........... tell me what you think

Reviews

[wordman]

I believe they are best sellers

[oxo]

i love the third one. it made me smile. one popular limerick, you turned it into something really funny, even funnier than the original. da Dum da da Dum da da Dum

[Tomislav Petricevic]

The second one and the third one are exactly how they should be, funny and interesting, but the first one kinda surprised me. I mean, it is funny, but more like black humour, I don't think it's appropriate for kids. But I love black humour, so I think it's great. Anyways, good job!