I dared my brother to eat a spicy pepper!

a cute funny kids poem ! knowing me i probably would of done this to my brother but he wouldn't of been stupid enough to fall for it ...

    

                I dared my brother to eat a spicy pepper, 

      He did, 

It was oh so funny, 

I watch his face pucker up as smoke steamed out of his head, 

His mouth was on fire, 

Call the fire department! 

And it burned all of his hair off, 

Now that was funny, 

   911, 911, 911, 

Help my brothers mouth is on fire, 

  His mouth had erupted like lava, 

His tongue was melting, 

His ears has steam running out of them, 

At least that how he felt, 

   He ran across the room yelling, 

Mom, Mom, Mom , Mom, 

Call 911, 

My mouth , 

My mouth is on fire, 

    He dove right into the freezer, 

Oh how it was so funny, 

   "But" 

Wait a minute that didn't work, 

   He drank two gallons of water, 

Two liters of pop, 

He even chewed on some ice, 

To try to stop the scorching in his mouth, 

     I went to my brother to be funny again, 

I said here drink this it might help, 

It had red pepper , spicy pepper, and some hot sauce in it, 

     He drank it, 

He was hopping up and down, 

Screaming and yelling, 

What did you put in this, 

What is this, 

   I said," mmmm brother , brother," 

I only put some red pepper , and spicy pepper and some hot sauce in your drink,

    He was chasing after me, 

   He was running and running, 

I said, " You cant catch me, 

   

   So finally He sat down and got his own drink, 

  At last it was finally over, 

The burning went away, 

I was laughing so hard, 

I said that pepper was the best dare ever, 

May we please have another one. 

   

Author's Note

now you gotta think this is funny .. tell me you wouldn't do this to your brother come on it would be funny and the best dare- prank ever..

well let me know what you think

Reviews

[A Soap Mess Stories]

This was a funny dare...unfortunately I it would never work on my son as he loves spicy stuff...so it wouldn't affect him...

[Emily]

OMG, this has to be one of the funniest poem I have ever read!

[Ashira Macy]

OMG when my brother and I were little my dad had a garden in the back yard and grew hot peppers. My brother thought it would be a good idea to squish them in his hands and then put his hands in his mouth. The poor kid really did feel like he was on fire and he had to go take a cold bath. I gave him a lollipop and I guess it helped a little. Thank you for this, it was funny, and reminded me of my childhood.

[Coyote Poetry]

I can eat the hot food. I won a few bets. This is a funny story. Some hot peppers can burn the mouth and more. Thank you for sharing the entertaining story.
Coyote

[ksscampos]

Brought me back to my childhood, and how we do dumb things. Liked it very much!!

[Eleanor]

Ahahaaha this is funny xD a great revenge. Id surely try this on my brother. Sometimes such poems help a lot to light up a persons mood :)

[yuki]

Haha this is funny xD im guessing there was a hint of revenge in that somewhere great right

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

The imagery was great.
What a riot. lol.

[The Black Warrior]

hahahaha, I loved it!

Well done~

[K.N. Thorn]

I know a couple people I would dare ;)