What Would Happen to Be in ANYBODY’s Fridge…

There are things that do not belong in anyone's refrigerator...

Ahh, yes, the refrigerator can be an ever-so-wonderful thing; The fridge is filled with all kinds of food that is kept fresh and cool, while the freezer stores things that are otherwise frozen. If you keep food that should belong in the fridge in the refrigerator long enough, then maybe it should last for weeks. Otherwise, you would end up with spoiled, moldy food. Sickening, isn’t it?
Anyway, there are some foods in the fridge that happen to be stuff of mine, such as waffles and bagels; For food that otherwise does not belong in the fridge, the food of mine ends up in the cupboard. It is so particularly important to store food that needs refrigeration in the refrigerator; after all, we do need food to live on, don’t we?
There are all kinds of refrigerated foods out there, some in which they have been enjoyed by millions. However, there are some refrigerated foods that never quite make it to the fridge, and would somehow end up in the garbage can, so very moldy and smelly at best…

Would you grab a popsicle that was flavored with coconut, but also filled with cigarette butts?! Now, you would not want to have your kids mouths for an ashtray, would you?! Or how would you like to suffer through dinner when your husband just made chicken soup out of a can of chicken soup and mixed in with beer from the fridge, or worse yet, vodka?! Cook chicken soup with that, and somebody call the fire department, quick!
Or how would one feel if someone finds a quart of motor oil flavored ice cream in the freezer? Or should you worry about having a weak stomach when you find orange sherbet swirled in with Tide Pod chunks?! Oh, the Poison Control Center would certainly NOT like that, believe me!
And oh, let’s not forget the milk-Yes, we have all heard about the flavors of chocolate and strawberry milk in addition to plain jane milk, but there are other milk flavors that should not belong in any fridge, things like Clorox-flavored milk, Pine-Sol-flavored milk, or even worse, Tobacco milk?! Land-O-Mercy, paw! Do not even get me started on the Contaminated City Water-flavored milk!

 Now, I would not be too surprised about the rejected flavors of non-dairy creamer: Motor Oil, Clorox, Pine-Sol, Charcoal, Toothpaste…

Author's Note

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