Chapter Two

Chapter 2

"Jadyn help me" Hayden whispered while dragging me to the lunchroom.

"Yo Brandon" I said and slapped his *ss. "What do you need help with?"

"Does James know about that?"

"Know about what?" James asked as he walked with us.

"This" I said as I tapped his butt.

"Oh. Yeah, she even does it to the opposing team while we're playing a game and when we do our 'good game' routine"

"Naughty naughty girl" Derek laughed as he walked in front of us.

"Oh you know you like it" I teased.

"Stop trying to make me say stuff that'll end up making James kill me" he laughed and went into the pizza line. Pizza, I thought like a mindless zombie. Hayden yanked me into the shorter line with nasty vegetable soup.

"Dude this is the sucky line, I coulda just cutted in front of Carter" I whined.

"Yeah whatever, it's easier to threaten nerds than jocks"

"Hey! You called me a nerd the other day"

"Yeah, whatever. How am I supposed to get Kaylee to like me?"

"Hayden! Sit with me?" Marissa, his hoefriend asked.

"Yeah babe" he said not even looking at her. "So?"

"Well first off, you should break up with that"

"Marissa? But it'll devestate her"

"Hayden, buddy" I said putting my hands on his shoulders, "Do you know what the definition of s**t is? You're not the only player in this school"

"I'm not a player" he said as he grabbed his tray.

"Really? The girls' bathroom stalls say otherwise" I said grabbing my tray and dumping the whole thing in the trash. If they can afford trays, they can afford decent food, I thought. I slowly walked with Hayden to sit with the queen b*tch.

"What does it say?"

"Forget about it, you need to break up with that hoebag"

"How?" he aksed as we sat beside the aforementioned.

"Like this" I said then leaned over him to talk to her. "Hayden doesn't want you"

"What do you mean, 'doesn't want me'?"

"What do you think it means dumb*ss?"

"Do you know who I am?"

"A hoebag?"

"I could ruin you!" she seethed.

"Yeah, but you got no dirt on me"

"I'll believe you when he says we're through"

I looked at Hayden who in returned started picking at his food. What a pansy! Looks like I gotta improvise. I grabbed Hayden's face and kissed him. Oh god, I think I'm going to puke. "Believe him now?"

She gave me the stink eye as I go up to go to get some water. Before I managed to get away from that awful table, Hayden smacked my butt. I bit my lip and swallowed the obcenities that I wanted to toss at him. I walked over to our table and grabbed Hender's bag looking for some water and downed the whole thing. She gave me a look but said nothing as I thanked her and left the cafeteria. Oh man, Kaylee owes me big time.

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"Do you have any gum, perferably the minty kind?" I asked as I sat on James's lap.

"Oh so now you want to have something to do with me, speaking of which, since you so conviently had Miku over, I didn't have a chance to ask what the h*ll the bar thing was about in Chemistry yesterday"

Sh*t, I thought I got out of that. "Do you?"

"No"

"Screw you then. Brandon, I love you" I said as I moved over to his lap.

"I love you too and no I don't"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an awful person and let James rape my gum pack"

"Well I still love you more"

"Jadyn, do you have something to share with the class?" Mr. Rhymes, our sixth hour history teacher, asked me.

"Yeah, Yukio wouldn't stop poking me so Brandon is sharing his seat with me"

"Okay Jadyn. Yukio, keep this up and I'll move you"

"Thank god" I heard him mumble.

Well, if I'm that much of a bother, "Hey don't be mean to Rebecca!" I scolded.

"Yukio, office, now!"

"See I can be a b*tch even half way across the room" I stated as he slipped a note on Brandon's side of the table.

"What's it say?" Brandon whispered.

"That he wishes it was him on your lap"

"Seriously?"

"No, he says I can't keep getting everthing I want and that 'I'll regret ever meeting him' or some sh*t"

"Dude, he's kinda right, the teachers don't ever get onto you"

"I know right, I could go take a p*ss on his desk and he wouldn't care"

"I think you've been hanging around us too long" James snickered.

"Mr. Hart, is there something funny about my lesson?"

"Sorry, I said my b**b was itching" I said.

"Well act your age and not an immature delinquint Mr. Hart"

"Yes sir"

I waggled my eyebrows at him.

"What?" he hissed.

"Hmm, nothing"

"Plan, pack attack?"

"No, Hart to Hart"

"Not in front of everyone"

"Yes! Please" I whine.

"Fine"

"Excuse me" I raise my hand.

"Yes Jadyn?" Mr. Rhymes sighs.

"Can we please save this wonderful lesson for tomorrow?"

"Then what would we do for twenty five minutes?"

"I know!" I shouted and stood on the table.

"Me too!" James followed suit.

I pulled out my iPod and turned on '(I got that) Boom Boom' by Britney Spears featuring the Ying Yang twins uncensored. I think we originally made up this little dance plan when we were seven. We was watching something we weren't supposed to and got in trouble by the fat b*tch who ran the talent show, but some of the parents thought it was cute, mine being excluded from that some.

I started dancing to the beat and used James as a 'stripper pole'. Brandon climbed on the table with us and started dancing. I grinded with Brandon as I took off James's shirt and swung it in circles over my head.

"Jadyn, that is a wonderful idea, but there are some less fortunate kids that need to be taught" Mr. Rhymes said.

"Alright, I gotta sh*t, this might take awhile"

"Okay, James be a dear and gather your sister's things when the bell rings"

"Yes sir" he sighed.

I walked aimlessly around the school for ten minutes before I walked into the principle's office.

"Hey Jadyn" Ms. Minton, the secretary, called.

"Hello to you too, Mr. Jason in?"

"No, I'm afraid not"

"How about Mr. Franklin?"

"Yes, he's in the back office"

"Thank you" I told her as I walked by doors covering the narrow corridor.

"Jadyn, I was wondering when you'd come in"

"I'm bored" I replied as I put my feet on his desk and reclined in the comforatable chair. Mr. Franklin is the school's conselor. He must of flunked one too many classes because he got a sucky job listening to girls whine about their friends, boys coming to get condoms, and me being bored and looking for some inspiration.

"When are you not?" he smiled. He was pretty young about 23, I think. He's not married which I think is the main reason why those girls come in here all the time. I have to admit he's easy on the eyes.

"I'm not usually this bored"

"And how bored is that?"

"To the point where I want to poke my eyeballs out"

"Should I be worried?" he asked pulling out some twizzlers and handing me some.

I smiled, "The great thinking source"

"So who is your victim and why?"

"James, and I dunno yet, there are numerous reasons, but I think I'll be nice and give him one for all of 'em"

"Alright, well what does James hate?"

"The fact that I'm gonna f*ck someone, that I'd hide his favorite game, that I'd hide his playboy magazines, or that'd I'd delete his porn history on his laptop and change the password, and the list goes on"

"Why don't you just do that?"

"Well the fact that I'd be slaughtered for doing the first one, he'd be expecting all the others so I gotta spice it up a little and throw him off guard when I'm in the mood to play petty pranks on him"

"Alright, well what else is there?"

"He doesn't want me to date-"

"And do you?"

"Uh, no?"

"Then go find yourself a boyfriend, he won't expect it right?"

"You're right, dude you're a f*cking genious!" I smiled and fist bumped him. "Later hater"

"Later tater"

"What?" I asked poking my head back through his door.

"Tater equals potatoe which in a complicated way means you're rotten"

"Oh, thank you" I smile and dash off to my locker.

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"Hey Danny" I said closing his locker and leaning on it.

"Uh, h-hey Jadyn" he said. He really wasn't that bad, I thought as I gave a once over at his black skinny jeans, My Chemical Romance shirt cladded body. His hair brushed his shoulders and his piercing blue eyes were looking everywhere but at me.

"So, I heard you like me" I said and then his blue orbs were on me.

"Who told you?" he asked all panicky.

"Ah you hear things you shouldn't in these halls" I shrug.

"Oh, well I guess you're here to tell me that you don't like me, huh?" he said looking down in defeat.

"What? Why would I do that?" I asked.

"Johnny said that when he told you that he liked you, you turned him down in front of everyone.

"Johnny? I don't know a Johnny"

"He asked you out last year"

"Oh! I only said that 'cause James would've skinned him alive"

"Oh, so.."

"Dude, you wanna go to the bar with me?"

"I can't drink"

"I got a fake ID"

"No, I can't, my parents would freak if they found out and make me go to confessional"

"Oh, churchboy" I commented, "Hmm, so how 'bout bowling?"

"Sounds great" he smiled which quickly turned into a frown, "But wait aren't the guys supposed to ask the girls out?"

"You took too long" I smirked, "So which class you headed to?"

"Study Hall" he smiled.

"Really? I am too" Ironically enough, that's the only class I don't have with any of my friends.

"I know" he blushed.

"You are just too cute" I smirked and grabbed his hand. He looked a little shock at my public display of affection in front of everyone, but that's why it's called 'public' so the public can see.

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Danny walked with me to the parking lot and we agreed to meet up at the bowling alley at 4. It was 3:33, haha, when I walked in the house.

"Took ya long enough" James said as I walked into the kitchen.

"Toss me something to eat, I gotta go" I said a little annoyed. James stood up from blocking the fridge and frowned at me.

"Where you going?"

"I'm going over to Brandon's so we can go over the play for next week"

"Oh, okay, want me to come?"

"No, cause then we wouldn't get anything done" I glared at him.

"Carter started it"

"And I got in the middle of it. I still have the scar" I said as I shoved him aside and grabbed some turkey from the fridge. I gotta couple pieces out and devoured them.

"Pig" James coughed.

"Love you too, if Dad comes home tonight and I'm not here, I got abducted by Hender again"

"Gotcha"

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"Ready?" Danny asked as he picked up a purple ball. He wanted me to go first because of the whole 'ladies first' but I'm a little OCD about names being in alphabetical order, so I won.

"It's on" I laugh as he went to take his turn.

"No!" he cried and sank to his knees. I laughed, the last two pins were gonna be impossible to knock down. He grabbed his ball and ended up getting a gutter ball.

"My turn" I said. I grabbed my awesome blue ball and swung it down the center. It only knocked down five pins. Danny was trying not to laugh. "Hey I still got another turn" I said as I grabbed the ball. I threw it down the lane again. "Oh yeah I gotta spare!" I jumped up and down.

"You act like you've never done this before" Danny laughed.

"I have like twenty times but I'm no good"

"I think you're being modest"

"Nope, that's the only good throw I've had in my entire life without the bumper things to help me"

He laughed, and went his turn.

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After our game we decided to go to the arcade and raid an eight year old's laser tag. We were on seperate teams and kept finding each other. I have to admit, being able to p*ss off an eight year old because I'm taller than them is awesome, even though half of 'em loved me cause I picked up the birthday boy and let him win for our team. Thanks to me, all his little buddies are going to worship him. I did good.

"Wow that was fun" Danny said as we got thrown out of the arcade.

"Dude, I know, but I can't believe they're a little stingy over how you can dance in there"

"Well there were little kids in there"

"Whose side are you on?" I laugh, "Besides they won't remember that"

"Who knows" Danny said as we walked over to our cars.

"You know what, this was fun, we should do it again" I smiled.

"Getting kicked out of the arcade?"

"Yeah" I said a little sarcasm dripping out, "Orrrrr"

"Or?" he asked.

"You know what the guys are supposed to ask the girls? Yeah, you're making it a little hard"

"Oh! Um, how about we go see a movie?"

"Alright, Friday good?"

"Of course"

"Alright, see you at school" I said and pecked him on the cheek.

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"Honey I didn't get kidnapped!" I shouted once I began to go upstairs.

"Well it's nice to know that Hender was kind this time" a familiar voice said.

"Daddy!" I squealed like a five year old and jumped on him. "How long will you be home?"

"Not long kiddo, I gotta leave tomorrow night"

"Ugh, I hate your job" He works as a business man and usually isn't home but once or twice in a blue moon. His dream was to become a truck driver but then Mom died and he had to take care of us. I mean, I have a job and he'd be gone the same hours maybe a little less, but he didn't see reason, or he just doesn't want to.

"Sorry sweetie, but I asked Gary if I could get two weeks off for Christmas, and he said that since I'm good at what I do, I should be able to get it.

Instead of whining about it being two months away I asked really sweetly, "So what is it that you do?"

"Nice try, but I'm not letting you dawg on my work again"

"But, I'm only curious" I smile.

"Jadyn!" James yelled from his room.

"What's got his panties in a bunch?"

"I dunno" I lied, "But whatever it is might be important, so you should go to sleep and not get up if you hear a scream"

"What? Nevermind, I'm just gonna pretend that my little girl didn't do anything stupid and that my son is capable of saying something important"

I smiled, "Night Daddy"

"Night"

I turned around and made my way into James's cave. "You want me"

"Sit down"

"Where?" He just looked at me. Wow, he must be seriously p*ssed. I sat down beside him on the bed.

"What's the real reason you went into the bar?"

"You'll think I'm stupid"

"I already do" I looked up at him and glared.

"Well fine," I cleared my throat. "I thought I saw Craig Mabbitt walk in there and I thought I could get an autograph"

"Why the h*ll would you want Craig Mabbitt's autograph?"

"Don't give me that sh*t, you want it just as bad as I do"

"So..was it him?"

"Unfortunaltey no" I sighed, "Turns out it was a she and she got seriously offended when I asked her if she was Craig"

"What'd she do?"

"She cussed me out and hit me with her purse"

"What'd you do?"

"I told her that no wonder people mistaked her for a dude, when she turns around she looks like she's perfect..butterd*ck"

"Really?" he laughed, "Then what?"

"Then she told me to act my age and not my shoe size" I frowned.

"Did you say anything back?"

"Yeah I was like, 'B*tch look in the mirror, you're tryna look like your shoe size instead of your age"

"Wow"

"Well I was p*ssed" I said defensively.

"I don't blame you" he shrugged. "So I heard some people say that you kissed Hayden"

"Trust me, I almost puked"

His eyes shone amusement, "Tell me oh wise one, why you'd do something that you find disgusting"

"Hayden wanted me to help him break up with Marissa"

"Marissa?" he shuddered.

"Yeah and appearantly she can't let things go."

"Whadaya mean?" he asked.

"She called me a w***e"

"What'd you do about it"

"Nothing"

"I'm sorry"

"Seems I'm having to break her up with a lot of people these days" I frown.

"Only the ones you know"

"I swear if she touches Brandon, I'll put my foot so far up her *ss she'll have to talk out of her bellybutton for a week"

"Are you crushing on your bestfriend?" James laughed.

"Yes cause I have to have a cover for our little thing we got goin' on"

"Nice comeback. Wanna crawl under the covers?"

I narrowed my eyes at him. He's getting way too good at this game. "I'd rather take a shower"

"I wash your back, you wash mine" he grinned.

I will NOT lose. "Yeah but, I think the kitchen's free"

"Yeah let's show the neighbors how flexible you are"

I bit my lip, d*mn it. "You know I like to be on top"

"Bottom's easier access"

"Well you know what I always say, ride 'im cowgirl" I said after a minute of thinking.

"When we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me" he said grabbing my hand.

I rolled my eyes, now he's getting desperate. I leaned in close to his ear, "I wanna lick you like a lollipop" I smirked as I leaned back.

"D*mn it, you're too good at this game! I'm gonna play with Kylie tomorrow cuz she always looses. So how long's Dad stayin this time?"

"He's leaving again" I frowned.

"That sucks" he sighed, "Okay, I'm done looking at your fugly face, fetch me something to eat"

"F*ck you, get yourself wigger"

"I will, you lazy b*tch"

"Love you too bubby!" I screamed at him then ran into my room.

Author's Note

Yeah, so don't judge. -_- I'm crazy, I get bored, I rewrite this chapter 7 times. >:( Hope ya'll at least like it a lil, this is Jadyn's natural personality. Don't like it? Don't read it.