Rap 1

yo T-Hicks, I got somethin’ to say

cause I see you over there, lookin’ my way

turn your eyes somewhere else, cause I don’t wanna see em

and all this s**t-talking just makes ya look dumb

but then again if I were you, I’d be hatin’ too

I wooed ya girl with my eyes so blue

she gave me some head, I gave her a diamond wedding band

and now the only s**t you get is from ya right hand

we walk all around tellin’ haters to hate

our relationship so good, our sex so great

I know you want her back but that’s just a dream

why don’tcha use that drug money to buy some herpes cream?

you think you’re badass with ya new skank, but her only crime is PURGE-ery

I hope you have fun while she heals from plastic surgery

in the meantime, my girl will be struttin’ it on runways

and we’ll laugh about you when we eat pasta on Sundays

so keep my name out’cha mouth unless you want trouble

cause I’m her twat waffle and she’s my cumbubble.

Author's Note

:)