I was Once A Queen

A bit of light hearted fun ----------------------

 

I WAS ONCE A QUEEN

 

As the eldest of five I soon ruled the roost

And this really gave my ego a boost.

Queen of the Loo that was my nick- name

Because washing up dishes just wasn’t my game

Whenever my turn at the sink came around

The whole family knew just where I’d be found

Perched on the throne behind a locked door

Refusing to hear the loud angry roar

As brothers and sisters were forced to work

Doing the dishes that I regally shirk.

Then came the day they all waited for

My mother was waiting behind the loo door

I hurried in with a grin ear to ear

And quickly came out with my hands on my rear

I rushed to the sink straight as a tack

With my mother wielding a large heavy strap

My punishment now makes my future look bleak

I must wash the dishes for eighty- two weeks

 

ã Copyright JG -2007

Author's Note

any and all comments, views, thoughts etc, please - all welcome - thanks

Reviews

[Emily B]

very humorous! I think we've all been down that road before. ;-)

[Phil Sanders]

Smiling .. great writing .......

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Well Jen, you can write humour as well! I like the style!