B'Jangled Tourettes

B'Jangled Tourettes

A Poem by Jeff Bresee
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I’ll tell you just where you can stick...

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Bah ratcha tas contavalaz

you rase-neflapher’d wagicaud!

Condaver haufin polysnip!

I’ll tell you just where you can stick

your pi-calogin traginine!

You heard me right you doboline.

Go rosigate your dodgisnap

you traginated jollipap!

Xysnerf neflected nillidip!

Take that YOU LILLY ARKABLIP!

COE SNAZE I-CAVIN WAJALLAY!!

BI-ROPKI LISHNIF DOBIKAY!!!

FLANT-AG-LACATED HYBOLEE!!!! ...

 

Uhm…

 

Why is everyone looking at me?

© 2024 Jeff Bresee


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Added on February 3, 2024
Last Updated on February 3, 2024
Tags: comedy, fun poem

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Jeff Bresee
Jeff Bresee

Dallas, TX



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I love to write poetry and then turn it into songs. I am a singer/songwriter for Weathered Pages, a Fort Worth, Texas based music charity. Check us out on Apple Music, Spotify, I Heart Radio, Pandora.. more..

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