Hell

The screeching,

The squeeling,

Fingernails on a

Ckalkboard.

A cat fight.

Hour after

Torture-ous hour.

Now there is an

Amplifier.

Lord, Please,

Help my husband,

Learn to play

The violin.

Before I  go

Insane.

 

Reviews

[Robert Luna]

I pray for your sake your prayer is answered soon. There is not much more annoying than that sound. It is making my teeth hurt just from thinking about it. This was a fun and lite hearted read to start my day of with. I appreciate that.

Wonderfully Done!!!!

[Ovids Dream]

I enjoyed that. The title makes you expect something else and then you find this lovely light hearted piece.
Very enjoyable.

[Angelheaded Hipster]

This is too funny...I like the sounds that you used to capture the violin sceeching..I would have to leave the room with a quickness...nails on a chalkboard give me chills, and not the good ones either...I hope you win this contest...

[Emily B]

Oh, this is too funny! I was half expecting some dark discourse on the place down there and was pleasantly surprised with what I found. Bless you, you must be a patient woman.

[Gordon Greene]

I also love the fact that when I submitted my review, the message at the top said "Back to Hell".

[Gordon Greene]

I have got to say I love this (laughed out loud)!!! I ain't got enough years to learn, so I'm sparing my family the agony.

Got a mandolin a year or so ago and have yet to add it to the repertoire (keys, guitar, bass). I can't stand the noise of learning myself!

Hope he learns soon and you are blessed by the beautiful music to the same degree you are cursed with the noise... Gordon

[Fran Marie]

What a hilarious write, I guess ear plugs just won't help on this one~THanks or sharing ~Still lol~Fran Marie

[Sea Dreams ~marina~]

That is a classic, Norma. How about a couple of earplugs until he gets better. LOL. A couple of spelling errors - nothing a quick proof read wouldn't fix. "Squeeling" should be "squealing" and "Tortureous" should be "torturous". Very nicely done.
- M

[Ladysue]

Norma, I laughed so hard. This was great. Thanks, I needed that whole hearted laugh. This was simply poetically humorously expressed. Really a fantastic write!! Glad he is getting better!

[Phill Oz O'fee]

Ah yes, the penance of harbouring a 'wanabe' virtuoso! An entertaining and humorous write. Well done!

God's Blessing
Phillozofee