You Are Sadly Mistaken

There is profanity in this one, you've been warned.

Yes, the house smells like the gas leak from last Thursday,

Yes, it smells like the oil paint from last Monday,

Yes, the basement is submerged in fourteen inches of water,

And yes, there is no heat and we're forced to wear five whole blankets,

But you have NO RIGHT to complain.

This last two months you come here when you want

With no message sent ahead to warn us.

You shower in MY shower,

Piss in MY bathroom,

And sleep in MY bedroom,

All the while complaining about how something is

Too this or too that.

Since you decided to divorce and live here half the time,

You are acting like spoiled b***h,

Hell, if it was up to me, I'd let you sleep in

A tiny cardboard box out on the back porch.

Complain then asswipe.

You have NO RIGHT to complain about US

When YOU are the one mooching.

You have stolen from me my pleasantries

And always have something negative to say.

Well, YOU ARE A GUEST.

Just because you are family,

Does NOT mean we need to house you, a*****e.

In fact, you're lucky our family is all about family.

(Not including me. No. Way.)

So I suggest you shut the f*****g hell up,

Sit the f**k down,

And leave it at that.

I get you're going through a divorce,

Honestly, I do,

But there's still such thing as common courtesy,

And you, my dear, wonderful aunt,

Are lacking quite a bit.

If you think you can complain

Then you are sadly mistaken

Because its not all about you,

We're all going through the same thing

You need to quit it.

So shut the hell up

Sit the f**k down

Put on a smile

And leave it at that,

Because you have NO RIGHT to complain.

Reviews

[Lina Grey]

angry... some people just need to realize that not everyone and everything exists to serve them. I personally seriously hate people who act like this. and I don't seriously hate easily. good job here.

[Riley Bray]

Ugh I know, right? Absolutely ridiculous, sheesh. Its almost as if those people use their problems to butt into everything and they use pain as a reason to be jerks. They GET UNDER MY SKIN. Good gosh. Seriously.

[Lina Grey]

absolutely. When someone is doing you a favor you should be grateful to them, not act like a major DICKtator. If the way i do something isn't to your 'standards' than you can for god's hell do it yourself. I can't even...

[Riley Bray]

Exactly! Christ!

[Lina Grey]

Some people... XP

[Riley Bray]

Amen to that xP

[Lina Grey]

XD i like you... in the most un-creepy-normal-friend-to-someone-you-just-met-online kind of way... :P

[Riley Bray]

Lol I totally agree! I see the beginning of a beautiful e-friendship!

[Lina Grey]

:D