10 reasons you don't have a ring

the least poem thing ever

I've got a million.. Reasons, that is.

You've fucked me off for the last time now boy-face.

I've shaved my legs one too many times for you.

Well, once.. but that's still too many.

I've deleted your number, even though I've got it memorized. 

I want you to text me and I'll text back and say, 'who's this?'.

That's when you'll realise you've lost me.

And you're doomed to end up like Brigette Jones, or more likely, Daniel Cleaver. 

I'll probably.. definitely, drink myself stupid and have a cry,

but that'll be last tear I shed for you.

And this is the last time I'll mention your name

Reviews

[GTVile]

So bitter! But you come off as the victor, so it all works out in the end. You're extremely honest in it, and that works as a good vehicle to convince the reader to see things from your perspective. Good job.

[Ed Hart]

ah good, humor in the pain