Cats>Babies (Haiku)

Cats>Babies (Haiku)

A Poem by butt muncher
"

i hate babies

"
Babies look old
With their wrinkly faces 
People find them cute?

They cry, sleep and poop
Nothing else, seriously.
They can't even talk

Okay, I get it
They have soft, tiny toes
It's not a big deal

Cats are much cuter
And you won't be stuck with them
For eighteen damn years

I can't wait to be
The craziest cat lady
I want at least twelve 

© 2015 butt muncher


Author's Note

butt muncher
its a joke don't get offended

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The first poem from you, that i could understand. I have absolutely no idea about the rest you submitted to the group.
Anyways, nice write. :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


funny haiku good help me and review my works please and thanks

Posted 9 Years Ago


Yes! cats are cute, and so is this poem.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on August 11, 2015
Last Updated on August 11, 2015
Tags: babies, haiku, poem, funny, cats, cute, mean

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