And Thus, Another Nudist was Born

"Why musteth I be clotheth?" asketh me.

"Causeth," sayseth you, "Nudith is sinful."

"Sayseth from who'eth" inquireth me.

"Causeth, thy Lordie sayseth nudith evil!"

 

"Why thou with clotheths rapeth and killeth,

Than thy with bareth thighs and bareth horn!"

"Thy babeths are nudith yet called purith!"

-And thus, another nudist was born-

Well, children next week we'll be reading the next chapter of the book of Kenny from our bibles version 3.7, Kenneth's edition. Don't forget not to pray to God, because our problems are infinitesimal in his eyes when there are starving children and sex trafficking abroad.