Email Romance

Hello!
You have very much interested me.
It will be pleasant for me if you want with me will get acquainted.
It will be very pleasant for me to find the friend or second half through the Internet.
We can exchange photos.
You can write to me the letter on this electronic address [email protected]
I wait for your answer.

My name is Svetlana.
Good-bye.

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Dear Svetlana:

Thank you for your kind note.  I am a little taken aback.  Nobody has
ever told me I have very much interested them before.  Nobody.
I think you might have me mistaken for somebody else.

Bart

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Hello!
You have very much interested me.
It will be pleasant for me if you want with me will get acquainted.
It will be very pleasant for me to find the friend or second half through the Internet.
We can exchange photos.
You can write to me the letter on this electronic address [email protected]
I wait for your answer.

My name is Tanya.
Good-bye.

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Dear Tanya:

It is funny.  I received a similar note from Svetlana yesterday.
Do you know each other?

As I told Svetlana, however, you must have me mistaken for
somebody else.  I am not, I must say, very interesting and I
cannot imagine anybody thinking that I am.

Unless….. you are thinking that my money is interesting.
I am rather rich.  Not because I make a lot of money, but because
I actually don't spend any of it.

And neither will you.  So don't get any ideas.

Bart


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No no.  YOu are mistake!  I have very much interested.
You would like photo?

Svetlana

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Dear Svetlana:
I am not mistake.  I am ugly.  You cannot see my photo.
Goodbye.

Bart

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Hello Bart
you are my sister Svetlana.  She will not take you from me.
She always take everything.
Not this time!  I make certaint.

Tanya

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Hi, Tanya and Svetlana:
Thank you for your notes.  I am sorry but I cannot meet you.  I had an urgent message from an acquaintance in Nigeria.  I need to go to the bank now and book my flight.  I will write when I get back.  I am going to be rich.  Then we can talk about marriage.

Bart

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This was an actual email exchange. I just copied and pasted it.