Breaking: Students Fed Up with English Teacher’s Bullshit

Referring to the recent fluctuation of reading assignments, high school students Brian Anderson and Steve Campbell concluded they are completely sick of all the crap they deal with in English teacher Mr. Nescliff’s bullshit class. 

          “He assigns some long-a*s reading every single night, and it’s not like they’re even, like, good. It’s always about a slave, or a soldier, or some other crap,” Campbell explained.  “And then we do some dumbass worksheet and we have to know the symbols and themes and crap.  It’s like, when are we even gonna have to know that crap in the real world?”

          “Dude, I know. It’s such crap,” Anderson elucidated, noting that they should “just stop doing it and see what happens.”

          Acknowledging the stupidity of critical essays, the two agreed that the writing assignments they received were pointless and a complete waste of valuable time.  In an interview, Anderson confirmed that Mr. Nescliff has no f*****g clue what he’s talking about and half the f*****g symbols he loves to b***h about aren’t even there.

          Although having no formal training as a professional educator, Campbell elaborated that he could “easily teach better than that d****e.”

          “Totally,” responded Anderson. “He is such an a*****e. Literally.”