Calling All Creeps

2007 was fed up with online dating and some creeps I had met! It's kind of negative but funny.

If you are a creep go ahead dial my direct line. I'll be there for you, bend over backwards do whatever you want. Thought I had smartened up years ago lol. Not even close. When you have been in a relationship for 15 years  and never really dated you forget what's out there. Don't get me wrong, I like all kinds of men as friends, but if you are too nice to me, call when you say you are going to, take me out to a meal, have me laughing instead of in tears, then I am not the least bit attracted to you. Jk lol. Seems like it though. So calling all creeps for a good time come to this site the more insensitive and thoughtless you are the more I will like you because you are a challenge, and if you are better looking than me I'll do contortions lol. If you are a nice guy don't bother I will befriend you but you won't get far lol. jk. If my family would want to meet you I don't. Yawn  (The views expressed here are not necessarily those of the author).