Excerpt ten

from Jack's Inferno, chapter 22

A white rabbit suddenly appears out of nowhere. He's around four feet tall and wearing heavy makeup. He says, "New shipment of lab mice just came in. I already signed for them. Want me to bring 'em up?"

Karl says, "Whoa, what the f**k is that thing?"

Gordan introduces us to his lab assistant, "Snowball."

"That's not my f*****g name," the rabbit tells us. Gordan presses a button on a remote and the rabbit's shock collar sparks up with a loud zap. Snowball shuts up.

Karl looks at Snowball and starts grinning like he wants to say something.

"What?" the rabbit asks, irritated.

"Oh, nothing," Karl says while stifling a laugh.

"Spit it out, one-eye."

"That's a really pretty shade of lipstick ya got there."

Gordan says, "Snowball is a homosexual. We only hire gay rabbits. We're very progressive."

The rabbit snaps, "What?! You did this to me! With all your f*****g experiments! Look at my eyes! Do I look healthy to you?!"

Gordan hits the shock collar again.

"Ah, f**k! Okay, stop! You win. I like makeup."

"See?" Gordan tells us, "He likes it. Nothing unethical about that. Who are we to judge?"

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[roarke]

don't ask, don't tell, don't judge. Ethics, meh.

The rabbit snaps, "What?! You did this to me! With all your f*****g experiments! Look at my eyes! Do I look healthy to you?!"
something I often say after writing stories about ponies and having to edit it for spelling and stuff.
I take it, Easter isn't a big event in the inferno?
Alice, Jimmy Stewart and Snowball walk into a bar...... stop me if you heard this one... no really, stop me.