Sesquipedalian

Sesquipedalian (long worded) poem / #3 / 199-91 (high school) / Alternate title see below, inspired by the book A Superior Person's Book of Words

A SESQUIPEDALIAN SCIOLISTIC PARISOLOGY AND CHARIENTISM, ET HOC GENUS OMNE, WRITTEN DURING AN AFFLATUS, FOR MY KINSFOLKS’ NOSOPOETIC MUNDUNGUS

Prolegomena

I have suffered.

Ah, relatives, your best friends " until you are imprisoned in a moving vehicle reminiscent of an oubliette with them surrounding you on all sides, a cigarette in each of their hands with many more to come.

Peradventure I will clarify...

Nightmare

Those acerebral simpletons " those xanthodontous chimeras,  bathybian teratosises, utinous xenopuses, coxcombs, slubberdegullions, popinjays and their ilk.

A kakistocratic triumvirate of death " how more facinorous, pedicular, and yemless could such varlets be with their indifferentistic, recidivistic, solipsistic acts " will they ever have resipiscence?

Their impalement on this factitious halidom as it has come to be to them, nepheligenous though it is, this cigarette produces the veneficial, antimonyous, nocent, noisome, nocuous, recrement " withershins, with quaquaversal superexcresense,

Is it sempiternal, interminable?

Stupefying me, it’s suffumigation is anathema to me " it is like a formicating, fulsome intumescent nefandous mucilage.

This plethora of ithyphallic decoction is a grave dissight " ineffable, ineluctable, and inexplicable.

And my ingravescent condition?

It begins with slight aprosexia, and some kinetosis from ataxy, swiftly followed by etiolation and lippitudeness.

Finally, oligophrenia sets in, and my homunculus-like body vellicates.

I wish for nullibiety.

More amiable, and an infinitely preferable situation would I be in, were I subject:

To decollation, jugulation, defen-estration, lapidation, bastinado, strappado, suggilation, and vapulation. 

To hamadryads dithyrambically devouring my newly formed gumma during my demise in a noyade.

To an auto-da-fe with the background beating of zzxjoanws.

To digital keratin deposits grating succedaneously, in loco cylindrical calcium carbonate writing implements.

Or to even " horribile dictu! " parturition.

All these atrocities and a profusion of others; would I rather suffer, and would be anabioseses, would " seem  even paradise;

After the palinoic emission of miasma from my fragitious consanguineans!

Epilogue

And, after returning home, redivivus, I discover the antipode of my original horror " my own parent, in the frigid winter, obsessed by fresh air! 

Will I ever reach even purgatory?

Gramercy.