99 days

Let me tell you a simple story,

About how your life can be fuzzy;

If you dont think straight,

your life might become mess.

its about 99 days 

and all about 99000 ways

which all your mind can predict of

but oh, listen it is unpredicted turned out to be predicted,.

Women is the second mistake

which ever god had made

on the FIRST day

I met her by the way

I wanted to say something

but i was little confused about that;

on the SECOND day

She was looking more beautiful than ever

All my heart and mind started pounding with fever;

On the THIRD day

I saw her with her pets

They were as lovely as she was

than an Idea striked my head

I thought to start with them;

on the FOURTH day

I bought some food for them

but when they saw me

They started growling and making me run

for mine it was the most unbearable experience

a sort of hospitalisation and medication;

After seven days

I recovered some and was able to leave the bed;

On the TWELTH day

I bought a flower for her

but when i went to give

I met her brother instead

which made me again unmovable

for the rest of seven;

on the TWENTIETH

I determined one thing

Problems worthy of attack 

prove their worth by fighting back

step-by-step i planned my days

to get her by any way;

on the TWENTY FIRST

I was able to get in her house as repair man

I saw her room and noted her interests;

on the NEXT DAY

I planned a peculiar way of meeting her

I entered her room from the back pipe

But again it was my hard luck

to receive the unexpected her father was in there

He shouted after noticing me

Which made me loose control and i fell down from three floors

again i got hospitalised for the rest seventeen;

on the FOURTIETH,

I sent her a letter describing my feelings and all aspirations for getting her;

on the FOURTY FIRST

i recieved a letter from her

I was very curious to know what is written in it

But OH! what can you do when your days are not with you

She was very sorry for me

and said she is not interested in these;

DAYS by DAYS passed by 

I failed whenever i tried 

my friend felt very pity on me

but i found an answer for him

that i hadnt failed whenever i perked

I had just found 10000 ways that dont work;

On the FIFTIETH

somehow i found her ORKUT page

but it was very private for else

so i was not able to view the details

I thought i could hack that

but you know its very difficult for a mere beginner

so i invited all her friends who were not asking for mail ID

somehow i was able to gain acces to her profile 

on the FIFTY FIRST 

i sent her a scrap

about how i met her and

about the ways trying to get her

and also one of the best poems from 123love.net

as it is very hard to write a single love poem describing the sets;

DAYS by DAYS my scrapping and messages passed by

Finally on SIXTIETH

i recieved a reply from hers

contaianing that she wants to meet me

I was so happy that now i am going to be with her for whole one day

BUT again it was my hard luck

her father received a serious attack

She was so worried OH!

i really cried for the first time in my life that day

and i stopped scolding the god

accepting it was all my fault

and it is not in my destiny to be with her;

on the NEXT DAY

I deleted my orkut profile 

and all sorts of details of her

I tried to forget her accepting my fate

but it was impossible as i was in real love with her

on SEVENTY FIFTH

i received a mail from her

asking me that why i am not contacting her

and the one most important thing that she ever mentioned

I MISS YOU one of the greatest invention 

on EIGHTIETH

i went her home 

she was waiting for me with all her down

she introduceed me with her family

her father and brother asked me many a query

somehow my love life got fixed

her family accepeted me

mine family accepted her

on NINTIETH

it was our engagement

that day i learned one thing

that there are two ways of living

as though nothing is miracle 

or everything is miracle,

OH its NINETY NINTH

one day less from making century for a love life

and its our wedding today

i thanked god with all my intentions

and promised never to get in wrong direction.