Because I'm a Redhead

I was just trying to sleep and this kind of came to me; just a silly little something :)

 

Because I’m a redhead

I stand out in a crowd

And even more outside of one

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m promiscuous

People are fuuuull of wishful thinking

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m oversexed

That reminds me, I need batteries…

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m smart

People are very perceptive

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m temperamental

F*****G PEOPLE!!

 

Because I’m a redhead

It’s apparently acceptable to inquire as to the color of my…yes

Look at my damn eyebrows, you puerile morons

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m quick witted

Erm…I got nothing for that one

 

Because I’m a redhead

I glow in the dark

It’s sexy

Shut up, it IS

 

Because I’m a redhead

I burn and freckle in the sun

The sun is evil, you can look it up

 

Because I’m a redhead

People remember me

People are very smart

 

Because I’m a redhead

People expect a forceful personality

I got yer force right here

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m a vampire

People suck

 

Because I’m a redhead

People think I’m naughty

Stip and let’s see if I am

 

Because I’m a redhead

People expect me to be funny

How’m I doin’ so far?

Reviews

[KCthelastboyscout]

Funny as hell.nice to have a sense of humor regarding sterotypes. I didn't know redheads were capable of coming up with such a well-crafted story :)

[T]

Lol, very fun. Great job.

[MissRed]

I love it!!! I, too, am a redhead, and I know exactly what you write about here! Amazing how some people are with their nosy questions and assumptions. By the way, you are funny...and VERY clever in this poem. I'll be reading this one again and again! Thanks, Jules! :)

[Patient Poet (Yos)]

wow i loved it, cause you are redhead I only see your women inside, there are no color inside your soul, Yos

[universalove]

I LIKE YOUR POEM REAL GOOD.

[Mr Whiskers]

As a fellow redhead, I know exactly what you mean...especially the glow-in-the-dark effect! lol, and the wishful thinking, those silly fools. Definitely a good write in my opinion.

[Violeta]

that was sooo coooooooool. I get it since I am a mexican that lived in Texas for a few years. people get crapy somethimes. it transmits your desperation, anger maybe. really good job

[Eunice Crankyponts]

Jules, I love you. Because I am a redhead, I can totally relate to you AND not just because you are a redhead but because you are YOU. I am going to have a whack at the because I am a redhead theme. Iffin you do not mind. :)