Oh The Fake Girlie Drama Is Just Too Much For Me To Bear! My Neck Is Red From The Stress!

A sad sad day in poetry

When drama is stirred up in reviews

Just to catch eyes of passerbys

To hopefully increase the views!

 

Oh, what a sad day in poetry

Where self-promotion reigns!

This one here, now this one- look!

Look at my new star of the show!

 

The saddest thing here, my friends, my peeps

Is that things are not what they seem

This girlie gossip and so-called drama

Is created by a man!

 

So watch what you do

watch where you go

Don't be too trusting my gals!

Take it from me

I know what I say

Some of your "girlfriends"

Have round furry balls!

 

 

Reviews

[Just An Observer]

Well... the proof is in the pudding. The R & R Cowboy is exactly who I am referring to... and he was the first to review. Look who comes to the gals defense! Who else but her creator?

Oh and I wasn't referring to "her" promoting herself.

I was referring to "him" promoting "himself" with yet another character.

So sad.

It may be fun and games for you, Cowboy, but it's hurtful to other people when they realize they are being tricked. These characters are making friends and having conversations with real live people on here. Do you realize this? Do you care? Oh? Mind my own business? I would, if it weren't for the fact that I have been one of your "victims". I felt violated when I realized that I was being lied to. It feels bad. Men should not pretend to be women online, no matter what.

[Jessica Fox]

Well being a part of girlie drama myself, we're women, we're b*****s and sometimes we snark at one another. But this poem does speak volumes and I will say that I have to agree about the vanity and what not. Now if we're talking about who I think we are, are you saying the one with the furry balls actually is the one that believes he is a real lady's man? Also as to have a contest to gain attention for yourself...forshame!

[Tony Woods]

I'm actually trying to figure out what is going on here. This poem is a bit odd, something about women having furry balls, I don't know, it seems that the writer's integrity is also being called into question, for whatever reason. Well, there's one sentence that can sum up my feelings for the poem. It's a quote from that horse in Ren and Stimpy.

"No sir, I don't like it."

I just think it's campy, it doesn't flow, I don't really know what you're talking about, even after reading it three times, and it's also blunt/vulger in a non-tactful, unnecessary way, and for me to call something blunt/vulger may seem like the pot calling the kettle black, but I don't know, I just don't really think it works.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Just who the hell do you think you are... she didn't do it for self promotion it was for fun.