Ode to the Mighty Potato

This was for a school assignment and we had to write an ode about random stuff. I, as you can see in the title, got a potato. Let's see how much I can glorify a potato, shall we?

How do I begin to describe potatoes?

Potatoes are flawless

Sporting an unsullied tan

Standing as daintily as a ballerina

On the far corner of the kitchen

O Mighty Potato!

Your creamy taste feeds my starved soul

O Mighty Potato!

The honourable ancestor of French Fries and Soufflés

Potato Chips too

O Mighty Potato!

Desired by the Incas

The Spaniards, and the Irish

The people of Jamestown

Even France, Judge of Food

Admires you

O Mighty Potato!

There's more than just a beautiful potato

In front of me

A perfectly cultured potato

A wondrous creation of Life

In front of me.