part 3: so i ditched milk for orange juice

part 3: so i ditched milk for orange juice

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it not?

So I ditched milk for orange juice

And OD’d on OJ

(Not bad of a pun)

 

Anyways.

 

How come

You’re not

In washington?

Mexico, really?

I thought you liked rainy weather

Over dryness…

 

Hmmm…

 

Is it safe to say

That you’re the only person

Who can hitchike

Your way around the world

To find a bottle of OJ

With just the right amount of pulp

(0.2 ounces)

As if that’s possible.

 

But no.

Just no.

As we sit in a café,

Arguing about whether or not

OJ is better than milk,

Look who walks in.

 

Don’t worry, cousin.

I can’t believe it either.



© 2010 Irony is bitter, is it not?


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Irony is bitter, is it not?
Irony is bitter, is it not?

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Hello, there, my nickname is Irony (it would take me forever to explain why), and my life is very ironic. Whenever I have time, I upload stuff here on the Cafe. Thanks. :) Ummm this is just a seper.. more..

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