"other people's lovers and mine"

some self-pity b.s.

his name is Brad and he's an Aquarius

his name is Jeff and  lives in North Carolina

her name is Cindy and he says she's got a shaved p***y

his name is Russ and he's left for Washington

his name is Shawn and his son has her laugh

his name is Christopher and his sighs are ignored

her name is Maggie and she doesn't call him back anymore

her name is Angie and people used to hate her

his name is Dave and she doesn't trust him in all her love

his name is Jordan and he stopped kissing her a long time ago

his name is Reed and he's too old for her

his name is Hans and he loves to call her Sugar

her name is Anne Marie and she's his girlfriend, not me

her name is Stephanie and she pinches and giggles in the poll booth

my name ain't s**t

and nobody whispers it