"CATTY, SO SOOO CATTY"

well...

Reptiles falling to the ground

Paprika'd and southern-fried

Jet lag bouncing my left calf for weeks

Pieces of snot hanging off my nostrils

A strange, funny smell escaping the earth

Angry swastikas flying through the air like throwing stars

The sound of a dripping faucet at 4am

Aborted babies plugging up the sewers

A rotten crow at the side of the road

Stalin's daydream journal

Telemarketers having your phone number

(on speed dial)

Expensive jewelry made from cat dung

Taco Bell being considered as "Mexican Food"

Firebombs planted inside my house

Right-wing government officials hearing the true voice of God….

 

All of these seem much more pleasant than having a drink with you……