Papers

when they came back there was...............................

"Kiya"(what), after coming home back, Farhan, Junaid and Farah created a page of Fajahadfrom the name of "Saroo HAP" (shirty HAP) and finding out out Fajahad was leftopen mouthed.

All idiotic posts about him used to be posted by admins.

And the latest post was of Zoya accepting her crime.

Shela showed that to Principal and sfter seeing that she announced it in front all students that Fajahad was not culprit.

"so the date sheet of mid terms would be.............................", and the paper or exam fever started.

books, learning and revising every wehere

but there at corridor of a building in ground

-"yeh shair tou mereay........takiyay ka hai"(this stanza is of my............pillow)

"takiyey!! shair dekha na tou..............takiye nahi........Mir TAKI Mir, Fajahad!!"(pillow!! let me see the stanza........it is not pillow, it is Mir TAKI Mir, Fajahad!!)

 and she went away holding a big and long pile of books, borrowed from library...................for preparation.

Poor Fajahad, he as too bad in learning Urdu, poor boy.

whole week preparation and preparation.

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Mid terms started.

First exam

the clock stuck and showed the time 8:20 and the bell rings, feet moved forward, body moved forward but mind didn't still remained in learning, eyes on books and lips revising.

"ruk jao, tum saaray prefects abhi paper nahi dou gey, duty dou ge, inke paper k baad tumhara paper hoga"(stop here, you all prefects will not give exam now, you will give duty now, you will give exam but after them), Miss Seema came in between the path of Iqra and Faji who looked each other when she stopped them and left bumping down hearing news.

"yaar yeh kiya badtameezi hai!! abhi dey detay faarig ho jaate!! HFP hona bhi azaab hai!!"(yaar what wrong is this!!we would be free by giving it now!!quiet terrible it is to be HFP!!), she burst out.

"aaray yeh tou acha hai na,iss bahanay inki duty kartekarte humein paper ka pata chal jaye ga"(hey it is good freind, won't we get idea how would paper come by invigilating them), he was thing from other way and taking this as good one.

"tum sahi keh rahay ho"(you are right man), hear perspective changed and they both stood and went on duty.

"invigilators(teachers):Miss Shabana

invigilators(prefects):Eva Hashmi and HAP Fajahad Hussain Jehangiri...........naa kro yaar...Saad saroo duty dey ga humari class mein"(invigilators(teachers):Miss Shabana

invigilators(prefects):Eva Hashmi and HAP Fajahad Hussain Jehangiri...............s**t mannnn...Saad saroo will give duty in our class),as the students who have to sit in PE I O readthe name of Fajahad hold their heads in tension meanwhile "parchiyaan nikalo!!"(take out cheating papers), invigilation was going on very strictly and then "aur aap kharay huay, Iqra bag check karo in sub kaaur main inko"(and you mister, stand up, Iqra check all their bags and i will check to them), their number came

"aab jaa saktay ho"(now you can go), cheating papers,cheating pen, answers written back of the pants and inside of shirt all came out and vanished and when Iqra also handed him all cheating equipments he said while looking at Saad.

"aaj ka paper tou gaya"(we get definitlyfail in today's paper), thats the words of every dafftian.

"yeh har jaga kyun tapak jata hai!! kabhi humein nahi chorta hai!! yeh HAP nahi!! yeh ek number ka saroo hai saroo!!..saroo bhi nahi saroo mein bhi kahin na kahin narmi hoti hai liken yeh.... yeh tou ek number ka tou sarial hai sarial!!........ Allah miyan aaj ka paper pass kara dein"(why does he bump at every place!! why doesn't he leave our way!! actually he is not HAP!!he is shirty!!.... no not shirty, shirties too even have softness butt he....... he is hard a*s, literally hard-a*s!!........please Allah let my today's exam pass smoothly), as the girls saw in their corridor the feet and checking "saroo", Zoya burst out.

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"hishhhh iska answer kiya hai"(heyyyyyy what an answer of it)

"yahan kiya chal raha hai"(WWHat is going on here), they even could not ask at exam time.

                                                                   

time over they came out hopelessly saying "afsos is baat ka nahi hai k hum ziyada likh na sakay afsos tou is baat ka hai k hum apni rasam mushkil mein madad karne ki jaari na rakh sakay"(we are not sad of not able to write more we are sad because we cannot carry on our custom of helping others in need anymore), it was boys reaction 

meanwhile at girls' side

"mera ek mcq galat hogaya."(I did one MCQ wrong)

"shair ka naam likhna tou bhool hi ga"(i forgot to write poet's name)

there was lamenting over small things even Farah too lamenting on "yaar chaar mcqs galat ho gaye meray"(ohh noo my four mcqs went wrong) and Farhan too lamenting on not writing an essay of 6 pages as usual and in the end they reached at conclusion that "yeh sub Fajahad ki waja sey huahai"(it all happened because of Fajahad).

prefect were in one classroom and all left with

"kiya!!yeh tou unke paper sey alaghai...ab"(what!!it is different from their paper.........now)

"yeh tou mushkil bhi hai"(this one is difficult too)

shock. and their gog's bullocks but now for them daft cow excleimed on glancing at the paper "main tou gaya"(I am gone)

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"as he came out, the crowd gathered and beat him and saying "behan chhot"(sister f****r)

"chutiyay"(f**k)

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-"Faraz"

"haan bolo, Nida, kiya hua"(yes day, Nida, what happen)

-"din ba din kaam barhta jaa raha hai, we need more employees"(work and tasks are getting more and more day by day,so we need more employees)

"har office ki yahi kahanni hoti hai, liken iska matlab yeh tou nahi k employees barhadiye jaein ziyada kaam bhi tou ek banda kar sakta hai aur ziyada karne se agar poora ho jata hai tou naye employees kiki zaroorat nahi hai"(it is the story of every office but it does not mean to increase employees number, can a single man do more work and if by doing more work task can be completed on time so new employees are needed)

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evening before maths paper

-"faji"

"haan bol"(yes say)

"trignometry ki last exercise ka graph banana sikha dey"(teach me how should i make graph of last exercise of trignometry)

"Faji, 8.1 samjha dein"(fajahad teach me 8.1)

"Faji anti algorithms bata dey"(faji tell me about anti algorithms)

"Fajahad, main Hania baat kar rahi hoon, cosine rule samjha dou"(Fajahad, it is me Hania, please teach me cosine rule)

the phone was ringing minute after minute of Fajahad.

"kaash mera bhi maths Fajahad jitna acha hota, tou aaj itna parhna nahi parta"(i wish i would be excellent in maths as fajahad, so today i dont need to study too much), Farhan was practicing and murmuring on which Nida-his older sister, replied "tabhi nahi hai"(that is why it is not), who was cleaning his room.

while Junaid posted on Saroo HAP "Fajahad ki teaching service aaj shaam sey kal subh k saat bajh k unsaath minute tak khuli hai, tou faida uthayein aur pass ho jayein, shukriya"(Fajahad's teaching service is opened from this evening till 7:59 of tomorrow morning, so take advantage of it and get pass thank you).

All day long there was messaging and and teaching from Faji's side.

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"chaar bajay bhi bila jhijak faji sahab ko call kar li giyein ga"(you can even call mister Faji at 4 am with any tension), Farhan posted another status and there were phone calls even at four too.

Every students was practicing maths except Faji..........maths expert.

                                                             

"haan bhai aa gaya main jaldi, abbolo kiya poochna hai"(so yes i come early, now tell what you want to ask)

"oooo Faji aa gaya"(ooooo faji has arrived!!!)

"Faji yeh samjha dey"(faji explain this)
"Faji woh samjha dey"(Faji explain that"

"Faji woh bhi"(faji that too)

"faji yeh bhi"(faji this too)

and whole crowd surrounded him and attending their Sir Fajahad's expalanation

"chalo chalo class mein chalo, aaj tum prefect log bhi abhi hi paper dou gay"(go gogo to class,today you all prefects will give the paper with other students too), Khadija auntie shouting and running the students to classes.

Paper started, there was silence in class but whispering too all taking his name but he as usual did not say asingle word during maths exam.

after exam

"saalay kutaay allah tujhay poochay ga"(Allah will ask you dog and idiot)

"kiya poochay ga, aayein ge tou wahi 95meray"(what will he ak, i will still get 95 marks), he laughed after pushing him out from Farhan's surounding who was beating him because Farhan paper did not go well.

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Farah, Zoya, Farhan, Junaid and Aktam were sitting in circleand having chinwag.

As they were talking and discussing Fajahad bumped in circle and said "haan tou tum sub kaisay ho"(so yes how are you all) while taking chips from between packet between them "theek"(okay), due to his strict invigilation everyone replied and then back to their discussion, that is what he thought and that is why he started studying but actually it was not as they were going to reply he got busy in studying an everyone left with "issay kiya hua"(what happen to him), on which Farhan said "main dekhta hoon"(let me see him).

-"Fajahad", he said

"haan bol" (yes say)

-"tujhay batana tha k............Fajahad"(i want to say you that..........Fajahad),he found him busy in studying,he stopped and recalled his name

"haan bol main sun raha hoon"(yes say, i am listening)

-"haan tou main keh rahan tha k...............Fajahad, tu sun raha hai na"(so yes i was saying that...Fajahad are you listenin), he started to say but again found him busy so recalled his name and asked him whether he is listening or not 

"haan tu bol"(yes you say)

-"haan tou main.............teri tou"(so yes i was..........of you i will...), he bumped his heavy bag on his head

"kiya hua hai tujhay"(what happen tou you)

-"mujay kiya hua hai!! tujhay kiya hua hai?? tu abhi sey par raha hai, kab sey bolay jaa raha hoonpar tu hai k sunn hi nahi raha"(what happen to me!! what happen to you?? you are studying from now, i have been saying for long but were not listening)

"yaar kal urdu ka paper hai, kuch yaad nahi hai, mujhe parhna hai, main jaa raha hoon"(yaar tomorrow is urdu paper, i have learnt nothing, i have to study, i am going), he ran away towards ground.

-"aray Fajiiii, sunn tou"(ohhh Faji, listennnn), he ran towards him

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that night everyone was studying but Faji was studying extremely hard and Bio students, instead of giving whole time to urdu they ere also studying bio and 

"arsalan heart wala system samjha dey"(arsalan expalain heart one system).

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next day

"mera takiya yani......... mir taki mir

gali mein babu ji ghar yani......... ghalib

mera khwaja mera dard yani......... khwaja mir dard"(my pillow means........ Mir Taki Mir

Mr. Babu's home in street means.................Ghalib

My Khawaja My pain means..................Khwaja Mir Dard), to whole way from gate to ground Fajahad was recalling the same three sentences and each time he recalled the name late in one breathe when his mind worked and teachers looking at him were laughing and murmuring "bilkul pagal hai yeh shela ka deewana, dewaana nahi ladla"(this shela's lover, not lover her favourite guy, is literally mad).

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And papers ended.