The Fire Loving Fire Fighter

A Poem by Inkfathom

Children's Limerick

There once was a Fire Fighter-
Who could've been a little bit brighter.
He set his kitchen aflame-
and was known for his fame-
of turning on his oven with a lighter.

The pyro's name was Bob.
You could say he was somewhat a slob.
He would cook all day-
in the kitchen he'd stay-
and never do his job.

So one day he was saying-
that he haden't done a thing,
But he was known through the nation-
for burning down the station-
While baking absolutely nothing!!