The Zombie Hunter's Friend

A silly limerick about zombies. lol

There are zombies all over the place
Who can’t take two shots to the face,
So before you are eaten,
Make sure they are beaten
Before their numbers replace.

That's why your gun is your friend,
On which you must always depend.
When zombies do fright,
You can look down the sight
And bullets come out of the end.

So if you actually want to succeed
Remember to follow my lead
They're all pretty slow
So off, here we go,
Survival by head shot guaranteed.

Author's Note

This was just for fun. ^_^