Richie the Brat

Part of the Everybody Dies series!

Richie's parents were loaded
And he showed it with flair
He was arrogant too
And drove drunk without care

"If I were to wreck my car", he thought
"Dad would surely buy me another"
He didn't even care
About worrying his mother

And so the moment finally came
Death knocked and delivered
Richie passed out at the wheel
And drove straight into a river