Essay on LyingA Poem by Evita Just a little attempt at levity to lift my spirits and hopefully someone elses...
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An essay my friend just for you, to tell how, How, HOW to:
How to compete with the dishonest and make it How to succeed in lying and how to take it: How to lie upon a lie and never be unseated How to deliver your lines so they need never be repeated How to create a falsehood others will believe How to store it right and later details retrieve How to stopper it tight from skeptical meddlers How to create your own and not buy from crooked peddlers How to lie upon lie and never be unseated How to keep its integrity though oft it be repeated How to question a questioner who thinks he knows your game How to entangle, dangle and put him to shame How to deliver a magnificently big whopper just for good fun How to get the ingredients and how to tell raw from well done How to create a false impression when you are trying to impress How to talk to them, listen to them and even to dress How to ride a big one as far as it will go How to stop, speed and how to slow How to lie upon a lie and never be unseated How to lie to lock your win and never be defeated How to be deceptive by withholding information How to take advantage of happiness, sadness and yes --- even desolation How to invent fantastical tales and pass them as truth How to do all this and remain uncouth? How to spin another web when just one will not do How to connect your lies and make them seem true And lastly my friend: How to distinguish another fellow who's read my essay of lies How to tell another player from a sap who just tries How to know when the perfect liar is trying How to lie upon a lie and tell that another is also lying! © 2011 EvitaReviews
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