Global Warming, Sex and VampiresA Poem by imrul.islamThe
poem below contains words that may make little sense to people not acquainted
with modern day trends. My apologies.
Global
Warming, Sex and Vampires
When
I was a child, gay was a synonym for happy. And
weed was a plant, well I guess it still is. And
of course, life centred on things other than facebook and
twitter, and games I still have no clue about. Hell call me blunt but
I’m damn well proud to be a noob.
That’s
one of those blasted new words making the rounds Urban
dictionary they call it, and like it you better Your
social acceptance depends on it. God
forsaken gurus of cars and automobiles hog my home feed See
I’m doing it too, go with the flow yo and
they’ve modified Corollas to mime sports cars Schumacher?
Look around- they roam the streets you and I hope to conquer. They
say louder the noise better the car, well that does suck ‘cause
the noisiest automobile I know, is a brick laden truck. Everyone’s
a radical; everyone’s a pundit when it comes to football Who
cares if you haven’t kicked a ball in your life? Act like you have, and talk
like you have. Predict, comment, analyze And
they sure as hell, will think you wise.
Music,
and all The Beatles did with their talents a computer can do lyrics,
who needs words? Oh you old fashioned fool! Trance
is in vogue and beat boxing and dubstep remixes Guetta
Tiesto Skrillex, play that Akon number where he just had sex. Ah
sex, and not the distinction of gender- we’ve
become rabbits my friend, and we’re obsessed by it. Global
warming is caused by too much sex, mark my words- or
talks of it, hell all that air has to go somewhere! Everyone
loves drugs, everyone’s a Marley except
the idealism, that’s too hard. And Che is but a motif Dylan
an idol, vampires all the rage- everyone
knows all about life, everyone’s a sage. Art
has been reduced to edited photography, I do it too Literature
confined to rag tag teen fiction where authors
write of vampires and humans falling in love. Girls
devour it, all you need is a sappy line or two- If
you were Bella, I Cullen, shall die for you. Everyone’s
an artist, everyone can write Photoshop
makes a black girl white. And
books are out of fashion, the good ones at least if
Meyer's a beauty then Rushdie is the beast.
Well
television’s a bunch of below par serials where
a writer solves all the crimes and housewives murder husbands the
audience is desperate, their desperation is ‘Supernatural’ do
‘Touch’ their hearts or all shall be ‘Lost.’ Why
look to the west, I’ll tell you damn why Have
you seen the shows this country comes up with? The
best entertainment we have is leaders tearing each other’s hair out. Ah
leaders, why we have quite a few of them- And
they all know how to win a Nobel, it’s part of the job description didn’t you
know? Our
movies (not the political ones what were you thinking!)- well
cinema has seen better days. And directors, except an odd one or two are
clearly in the wrong profession, or without a clue.
English,
it’s the way of the world And
when mated with Bangla makes quite a mix writewithoutspaces
and punctuations, it’s the ‘kewl’ thingtodo Oh
you b*****d, stop making up your own language! It
sickens me, and call me hypercritical for all I care call
me daft, call me a hypocrite, call me what you want I
stop only when you stop hogging my home feed with
pictures of your garish pink corolla.
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