Alderaan Truth Movement - Loose CreditsA Story by Greg Close I am getting really tired of all the uninformed, ignorant, and non-scientific conspiracy theories out there. Because they are all detracting from the REAL conspiracy - ALDERAAN TRUTH NOW!  Loose Credits is an eye-opening quest for the Truth behind Alderaan. It explores the story that the government of the New Republic doesn't want you to see. Or hear. Or read. Or experience holographically. Or through a mind-link. Or by semaphore. Or any... combination... thereof!! Did the so-called "Death Star" really fire a directed energy weapon into the core of Alderaan? Or is the destruction of this entire planet, and it's peaceful populace, merely a tool of deception aimed to enrage and embolden the Imperial public into action - into open rebellion and sedition against their rightful government? You be the judge... "Death Star? No, no... it was nicknamed Darth's Star, in honor of Lord Vader, for his many humanitarian missions and his unwavering focus on helping those less fortunate than him." - Grand Moff Daga Nor, Smego Systems "It would be impossible for a directed energy weapon to cause an explosion the likes of which the Rebellion claim. It defies all physics. My analysis of the so-called "weapon" reveals that it was, in fact, a molecular re-energizer of some sort, akin to a vitamin ray, which could improve the health of an entire planet with one massive dose." - Syd Crau Min, Professor Emeritus of General Nutrtion at City College, Corsuscant "How could a one-man snub fighter piloted by a whiny farm boy bring down a battle-station... er... I mean Managed Care Facility, like Darth's Star? This was an inside job of Rebel saboteurs. They blew up Alderaan, lured Darth's Star out to a supposed industry Forum on Preventive Healthcare at Yavin IV, and then - somehow - with some magic "force" they blew up the most powerful weapon... ahem... um... weapon against malnutrition in the galaxy? Prove it! I'm not saying Bail Organa blew up Alderaan and planned the destruction of a key Imperial asset. But I am saying I'm not saying it, and that's almost the same thing, but without the liability." - Gobbo Nast Smith-MacIntosh, Imperial History Re-constructionist expert at the Imperial History Reconstruction Museum and Think Tank.  Alderaan, pre-obliteration © 2011 Greg CloseAuthor's Note
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4 Reviews Added on April 28, 2011 Last Updated on April 28, 2011 Tags: Alderaan Truth, Star Wars, Sci Fi, Parody Author
Greg CloseSan Francisco, CAAboutI'm a fantasy and sci-fi writer with one humongous epic fantasy under my belt and a new cross-genre dark fantasy/sci-fi space opera-ish novel in the works. I'm hoping to be published before the End T.. more..Writing
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