Ron Mexico: The End of a Fanbase

Ron Mexico has failed me for the final time.

He took down his story, wrote one that was obviously plagiarism in its place, and revealed that he does not even live in Mexico.

But I didn't know all of that until his death on February 30th, 9001.

His life was good while it lasted. While no one knew the truth.

While kids looked up memes on the internet for all to enjoy.

But alas, my dear friends, nothing is forever. Ron Mexico's lamborghini was stolen, his small loans of a million dollars used to pay his bail for destroying the great wall of Mexico. His Iron Man suit... We don't talk about his Iron Man suit. The shady businesses took care of it.

(AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA) deserted him, and a "facade of love" made absolutely no money, despite it being a spark of pure genius. Ron Mexico did have genius. It was in his genetics. He was made for genius-level talent, however that is not how it ended.

He even got deported back to Canada, where he is called Ron Canada, as they do not recognize his name change to Ron Mexico. Mexico was too hot anyway.

Last time I told you, assured you that Ron Mexico would never plagiarise, however... The truth has been revealed.

Ron Mexico is not original.

The end

(P.S. I'm Jason A. Skilton's biggest fan now)

Author's Note

m8 don't roast me with your honed keyboard warrior skills, even if you did go super saiyan first.

Reviews

[Davidgeo]

Ugh... the Ron Mexico shtick again? That troll is pretty played out by now don't ya think? Peoples have been doing it since we all found out about the alias used by Michael Vick while he was running his doggy day care camp back in like 2006ish or 2005 or whatever. Try harder... start over.

[JayG's biggest fan]

who's michael vick lol

[Davidgeo]

try harder

[JayG's biggest fan]

no I seriously don't know, I was trolling the ron mexico account cause I thought it was funny
notice how I'm someone else's biggest fan now

[Luther Calvin]

Such a tragic ending to a beloved character. The great masses of the people did not fall victim to his great lies for long. As with all great men, he was simply a human, like the rest of us.

[Shy Joe]

I don't know who Ron Mexico is, but it sounds like he lived a great life and was a total bad a*s in the process. New most interesting man in the worlds? Thanks for sharing.

[JayG's biggest fan]

http://www.writerscafe.org/RonMexico

[JayG's biggest fan]

More on Ron Mexico: http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/idkwhatoputhere/1873686/

[Davidgeo]

"Ron Mexico" is the alias Michael Vick used while conducting his illegal dog fighting things. The person who wrote this poem is likely also the profile he is linking you too. As well as using one of my favorite trolling techniques....