Ron Mexico: The Life of a Legend

Ron Mexico was born under the administration of president Trump in Toronto, Canada.

He later decided that Canada was too cold. His name was Ron Canada at the time.

Since Canada was too cold, Ron Mexico went all the way down to the border where the Great Wall of Mexico stood.

With a thunderclap, the wall cracked in two and Ron Mexico walked straight through, thus he dubbed his last name "Mexico", after his newfound nationality.

He had a rough life, getting small loans of a million dollars, investing in shady businesses, buying a lamborghini, and inventing the Iron Man suit.

However, his life took a turn for the best when (AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA) came into his life.

(AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA) told Ron Mexico that he would make billions if he wrote a simple movie script about bees and love.

Ron Mexico took (AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA)'s advice and wrote that exact story, found on this very website.

Some claim that the story is plagiarism, while others claim it is pure genius. The truth may never be discovered, but we all should certainly know that Ron Mexico is absolutely NOT a criminal, and would never plagiarise.

The End

Author's Note

m8 pls dont roast me with your honed keyboard warrior skills

Reviews

[Luther Calvin]

This story is a tribute to the internet. All of those recurring phrases are in this story. It's a good simple read. However, the characters lack much depth. It has potential. If you expanded it, it could be an amazing and inspiring story. For help on expressing emotions, read some of J. M. Field's work. For flow and cause-effect relations, Ron Mexico's King of Ace is a good reference. Good job. Keep on writing.

[@zeewhykay]

That memelyfe.

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