Anne Of The Celts

The Apocalypse came
and I didn't care.
I had too much to do
to go anywhere.

Four stinkin horsemen
that's all that you got?
I've got anger and sorrow
and words like buckshot.

Big deal with the 6's
and a couple of plagues
I've got unresolved s**t
and you've been too vague.

So get out of my way
giddy up out of town.
I've got my own problems
I won't be beat down.

You've got the book
with its plans all laid out,
but you forgot about me
all opposing, no doubt.

I've got fences to mend
and kids to control
and then maybe just maybe
I'll up and enroll.

But for now end of days
will just have to wait
I've already told Peter,
the guy at the gate.

So off your high horses
suck up your floods,
I've got things to do
and people to love.

Slink back down to hell
and tell them all there
Anne of the Celts
is on one of her tears.

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Holy Apocalypse, this one woke me from my stupor, you do know how to throw down lady, ran the gauntlet in this sassy no holds barred, take no prisoners tirade...I thought the Italiano's were feisty, I bow to the Celt known as Queen Anne....whoa! Love it.

[icelandicblue]

Thank you kind lady! There are no prisoners of war here!

[Frieda P]

Tell me about it!! Always a pleasure, so happy you're back!.....

[Dispersus]

function in form...if you don't tell 'em, they won't know

[icelandicblue]

I might as well tell them I'm not going. RSVPing is the polite thing to do.

[Baby Ricochet]

AH screw the four horsemen. The world's been to hell in a hand basket so many times it sure as hell doesn't need a GPS to find it

[icelandicblue]

That hand basket is falling at a rapid rate now isn't it? Thanks

[redflutterby]

Oh Anne this made me grin and I rarely crack a half smile these days. Bravo...you tell that apocalypse to pack up and haul a*s. Who has time for the end of the world...weve got real problems around here!!! Hell hath no fury like a celt...I should know!! ;-D

[icelandicblue]

We don't deal well with bullshit. If it's the end of days I'm sure I'll be the last to know it.

[Lyn Anderson]

Oh my, I absolutely love this. You do angry with class, my friend.

[icelandicblue]

I thank you for that, it makes it all worthwhile.