Gordon Paisley Goes To Church

Wipe your little snotty nose,
And clean the toe jam ‘tween your toes.
Pull your pants up, tuck in your shirt,
Look, those nails are filled with dirt.

You are such a grimy gus,
Cannot believe you belong to us!
Leave the hamster in his cage,
Would you please just act your age.

Put your socks and shoes back on,
Sometimes I think you're devil’s spawn.
Gordon Paisley please sit still,
You’ll mess your father’s coup de ville.

Now slick your hair and quiet down,
And promise you won’t fool around.
You are in God’s house now young man,
Try to follow his commands.

Heavenly father I hope you hear,
Can you make Gordon clean his ears?
And bathe at least two times a week,
The poor dears future looks quite bleak.

I’m only asking for him you know,
I’m finished with my tale of woe.
Though he’s such a smelly boy,
Gordon’s both our pride and joy.

Amen.

Reviews

[Jack...]

This was very funny and something I think a lot of us can relate to. Thank you for sharing.

[icelandicblue]

Whether a child or a parent we are all familiar with those more disgusting moments. Thanks.

[Dr. Wood ?]

I think that my Grandson Sam is Gordon in disguise.....Great story

[icelandicblue]

Ha ha- thanks Dr. Wood!

[KAOlmsted]

HA! Yes! I love this...and how hysterical I just this second came back from washing my 8 year old daughter's FILTHY hands :-D Exceptionally well done, blue. Thanks so much for sharing it! Every Mum and Dad will relate.

[icelandicblue]

Ahh, thanks kimmer I appreciate it! I can't have all my poems be doom and gloom. LOL

[KAOlmsted]

*laugh* Too true...you need to lighten it up every now and again, yeah? My pleasure. Always.