The monkey and the duck.

So i have a girlfriend over in germany and she reminds of a duck the way she cuddles. i've had multiple people all independently tell me i'm an orangutan. so i wrote this as a not so serious song.

Two animals out in this world,

never would have guessed it.

Two animals just trippin around, 

no, never would have guessed it...

A monkey and a duck.

Just silly as f**k!

a monkey and a duck.

just swingin and a' waddling,

just a' walkin through this

Jungle of life.

Silly as f**k!

a monkey and a duck,

just silly as f**k.

The jungle it's got it's 

crazy places,

that's for sure.

and it's got a lot of 

crazy faces.

but none you can't just 

waddle away from

or swing on by.

like a monkey or a duck.

just silly as f**k!

the monkey and the duck.

now,

when the mon-key comes

to a great big lake

the duck will just laugh.

like a duck.

at the anatomy

of the monkey.

then build him a boat.

so the monkey can float.

and pretend he's a duck...

just silly as f**k.

...

and when the duck can't fish

or find any food

the monkey will use his...

opposable thumbs...

to pick up the phone,

and order some seafood.

like some lobster

or maybe chuck.

just silly as f**k.

the monkey and the duck.

just silly as f**k!

a monkey and a duck.

Never would have guessed it,

a monkey and a duck.

Author's Note

nothing about this is serious and i don't really have any notion of the proper way to write down a song.