A rant for the ladies...

Originally written Saturday February 25, 2006 this rant was not for any particular female as I stated in the beginning of the rant but most women as a whole. I know there are certain exceptions out there but they are rare. Though I only did write this dis

I have a few issues with women that boggle the mind. Before I elaborate on these let me state that this is not targeting a certain woman or attacking every woman, just a large majority of you. If you feel offended then it's because you probably fit the descriptions below but I do ask you to read the whole thing before sending any hate mail. Now that we got that out of the way let's begin shall we. The first thing that bugs me is women who not only go out with men who are complete a******s but stick with them for as long as it takes. If they beat, cheat or just treat you like a object with no value, then leave them. I can't stand it when a woman gets treated like s**t but forgives him when he gives a half assed apology or crappy present. Is it stupidity or just being materialistic that makes some women forgive and forget after getting a "shiner" from some drunken trash? And don't give me the whole battered wife syndrome excuse or the delusions that you can change a man. You people are weak willed and if you take that kind of s**t every day without batting an eye or seeking help then I'm going to assume that you enjoy that sort of thing. Sicko.  Another thing that bothers me is that when a decent guy offers them attention they get brushed off and the woman still returns to the a*****e because he has some kind of badass rebel attitude she fantasizes about and slips backs into the delusions that he's a good man at heart, he just has an ill temper. Bite me, James dean is dead and Fonzie is a fictional character and those were the last so called rebels, so go back to reality and get over it. Now the next on my list is a personal one. Every time I see a girl dressed as a punk why is it when a true punker asks her out or even tries to converse with them the punker gets marked as being too weird and she goes with somebody who doesn't match the genre. This goes for any lifestyle of dress and attitude for that matter. If you going to dress punk, goth, hippie or whatever than at least play the part a little. Don't be a poser dressing for Halloween doing this to upset mommy or daddy. At least give us a better letdown other than the fact you don't actually like punk, goth, hippie or whatever and you wear the spikes, dyed hair, fishnet stockings, and the like to get attention and anyone who does it for a living is a freak. And speaking of freaks what's with the tattoos above the a*s crack. Sometimes it's just something generic like a tribal design or butterfly but mostly it that girls name. What the f**k?!? Is this so the guy you picked up at the bar can remember the name he has to scream while pounding your a*s or is it so he can remember who gave him the herpes? These tattoos are usually worn be what I call self made goddesses. These are the worst because; A: they are very picky, the more money the better. B: Everyone else is s**t to them. And C: They try to tease and flirt with every guy knowing it won't go anywhere but leaving the guy frustrated. I hate them with a passion, yes you are cute and can turn a man on with a smile and flash of perky breast but that's it. There is no sense of intelligence in any of them I have met and I doubt there will be any. I will now close with a list of my favorite letdowns followed by my thoughts and comments on those lines. I hope you find this rant as enjoyable or informative on my inner psyche as I did. But please, if hate mail/comments must arise (I'm sure some will) don't hesitate, I enjoy them. Now it's time for letdowns and comments.

 

 

"You're too nice of a guy" : 

"So, unless I knock out some teeth and call you a fat w***e I'm not getting any attention from you?" 

 

 

"I just got off a bad relationship." :  "And from the looks of it you will end up  in  another one"

 

 

"I don't want a commitment." :  "That's O.K. I just want cheap meaningless sex."

 

 

"We have different interest.": "I agree, you want a boring mundane life."

 

 

"I don't know what my family/friends will think." : 

"Probually weak willed, petty, and lemming"

 

"Your not in my league.":

"You mean the self centered, self made goddess league? Your not Bettie Page, just another nameless face. Get over yourself"

 

"I'm waiting for Mr. Right.": "I doubt I'm him I admit but how will you know until you find out"

 

"I don't want to mess up our friendship.": "Trust me, you already have by saying that."

 
"There's too much of an age difference": "Unless your under 18 it should be fair game."

I will admit however, on a personal note, that I can be immature at times but unless you can prove your more mature than me you have no say in the matter.

 

 

"It's not you, it's me": "You're right, you are just a dumb b***h"

 

 

Good night ladies and gentlemen.

Reviews

[Raven Wilson]

I actually laughed at this, in a good way though. I may be a female, but I see this shallowness everywhere, I think I'm about ready to get on my rant about bimbos and men now!