My Good QualitiesA Story by hulsehodgesjust for fun
I can make babies smile.
I believe donuts are a food group. I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself. I have an infectious laugh. I believe Sundays should be a day of SILENCE. I have buoyant hips. I can name that tune in 3 notes. Sometimes, I know the answers on Jeopardy. I once killed a gopher with a stick. I can lie upside down in the chair & rearrange the furniture on the ceiling. My socks always match. I’ve seen “The Poseidon Adventure” 12 times. I’m going to marry Mikey from Orange County Choppers. I think the man who invented panty hose should be shot. I believe that the first words spoken after Jesus was born were, “It’s a girl!” I hate shopping and cute kittens. © 2011 hulsehodgesAuthor's Note
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