me, myself, only me.

a testament to how great i am.

When I gaze into the mirror, each morning after I wake up.

Cigarette dangling from my voluptuous bottom lip.

I masturbate furiously against the already tarnished glass.

I am so motherfucking beastial.

I am the goddamned greek figure.

Leonardo DaVinci would be enamored with my

shapely a*s,

my perfect, elephantine c**k,

testicles of gold,

cradled in a scrotum of pure satin.

I am the best.

I am the bane of your existance.

M**********r.

I am coming on myself.

Right now.

Your greatest wet dream holds not a candle to mine.

I want to f**k myself silly.

But honestly.

I hate myself.

Reviews

[Timothy Lawmowe]

hahahaha. nice

[Sasha]

Wow. Another masterpiece. I can't imagine the brilliance constantly at work inside your mind. Your imagery is so beautiful. I can see this perfect penis of yours and you stroking it furiously while contemplating how great you are. The accurate historical reference added depth and the irony at the end was a nice touch. Excellent job on this.