The whiner

a so called badass cop becomes annoying

I hear you everyday

speaking of your skills

I hear about when you were a cop

How you were undercover

How you wrestled those gangs

How you were the teacher

of all those fighting techniques

It was 27 years you said

You won awards for your bravery

and retired with honors

Why don't I believe you

You bumped your knee on the seat

when you got into my car

You yelled and screamed at the pain

Then you cried she made you sit back there

You yell at your wife

You call her names

and if she wants it to stop

You cry if she slaps you

You say you will call the police

You whine over every tiny bump

You hurt you wrist at work

Hearing you talk about it

would think you were being tortured

You say they are against you at work

You were demoted because you didn't get along

You use the same excuse every time

You did nothing wrong

Everyone is against you

When you tried to choke the life

out of your wife

She  was the one who called the police

You said you did nothing

It was all her fault

She would not cook your favorite food

You had the right to be upset

The police laughed in your face

As they put you in the squad car

Then you started telling them

they had to let you go

because you were a 27 year retired cop

You still went to jail

Then your wife became the stupid one

She let you come home

And it continues