It’s a short name like Sam or Ben or Tom

and all he seems to eat is meat

good British meat for a good British boy

price reduction for quick sale

while I’m spreading Bertolli on my toast

and thinking about what’s inside me

I wonder what’s inside him and you

and where I might find an exit from this kitchen

well I could always try a cup of tea which

isn’t tea it’s

a ‘moment of calm’