Quotes

If life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in you enemies eyes.

 

Bad people are like bad fruit, they look fine but are filled with mush and easy to bruise.

 

The meaning of life doesn't exist, but that doesn't mean that life has no meaning.

 

Just because you are mad, doesn't mean everyone else is.

 

If I had a dollar for ever tear I shed that ever fixed anything, I would be bloody poor.

 

The grass is always greener without pesticides.

 

Life may give may bad things, but remember it also gave you bacon.

 

Remember where you came from, live where you are, and expect the future

 

Knowledge is a never endinng soda. No matter how much you drink you are always thirsty.

 

All good books come to an end.

 

Smile today, you can always frown tomorrow.

 

Tomorrow doesn't exist, by the time we get there it's already today.

 

Author's Note

Which is your favorite?

Reviews

[Katie Marie]

I would have to say I like these best...
"Tomorrow doesn't exist, by the time we get there it's already today."
"Life may give may bad things, but remember it also gave you bacon."
"Just because you are mad, doesn't mean everyone else is."

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

I like these you said:
"Bad people are like bad fruit, they look fine but are filled with mush and easy to bruise."
...
"If I had a dollar for ever tear I shed that ever fixed anything, I would be bloody poor."
... this was enjoyable to read, i like how you wrote the tree at the end as you came to a end. :) I like it, nice.

[李[A]]

I like how some of these are a bit of an aberration from what you would call normal. Nonetheless, I love the last quote: tells the story of my life (in a bad way: procrastination of course :P). Nonetheless, all these are witty in some way. Thanks for sharing!

[sugar]

i like the 1st one and the 3rd one