A comedy in the mirror

I lean in slowly

My eyes looking vicous

All of a sudden my nose slams into the mirror

I lean back

Crap, i cracked the mirror again

I turn around and look at my staue collection

Horrified mailman

Terrifeied mother

Horrified father

Terified little girl

Horrified boyfriend

And a spastic cat

All life sized stone carvings

Proud of my handy work

I lean back on my bed and study my calender

Snakes and Rakes

I settle down satisfied

Author's Note

My first attempt at comedy. Not very good, but I want constructive criticism, not praise!

Reviews

[QC]

i don't quite understand this.... but i liked the way it flowed :P

[SOUL LESS]

You're in luck...i dun do compliments very often.:-P Now the first thing is that this is not a comedy. It's ridiculous...lol...jk...you imagined stuff in the cracks?! Nice...if the poem didn't end with snakes and ladders u're s psycho.:D Another thing...it is symbolic...damnably so.